2020 – Page 2 – The Jeff Kenna League

Judean Peoples’ Front 2020/21

Anders Breivik — The Judean Peoples’ Front manager

Since: 2008

Trophy cabinet: empty

Form
2007/08 – 11th
2009/10 – 6th
2011/12 – 9th
2012/13 – 3rd
2013/14 – 4th
2014/15 – 5th
2015/16 – 15th
2016/17 – 20th (relegated)
2017/18 – 17th
2018/19 – 21st
2019/20 – 20th (relegated)

Sympathies: Manchester United

First transfer window

Tom Heaton	AVA	£ 0.50
Benjamin Mendy	MCI	£ 0.50
Aaron Cresswell	WHU	£ 0.50
Mamadou Sakho	CRY	£ 0.50
Eric Bailly	MUN	£ 0.50
Dele Alli	TOT	£ 0.50
Thomas Partey	ARS	£ 0.50
Callum Hudson-Odoi	CHE	£ 0.50
Miguel Almirón	NEW	£ 0.50
Shane Long	SOU	£ 0.50
Divock Origi	LIV	£ 0.50
		£ 5.50

Auction XI

Tom Heaton	AVA	£ 0.50
Benjamin Mendy	MCI	£ 0.50
Aaron Cresswell	WHU	£ 0.50
Mamadou Sakho	CRY	£ 0.50
Eric Bailly	MUN	£ 0.50
Gareth Bale (loan)	TOT	£ 0.50
Mesut Özil	ARS	£ 0.50
Callum Hudson-Odoi	CHE	£ 0.50
Miguel Almirón	NEW	£ 0.50
Shane Long	SOU	£ 0.50
Divock Origi	LIV	£ 0.50
		£ 5.50

Pikey Scum 2020/21

Since: 2005 (co-founder and committee member – charts and graphs)

Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winner 2008, Narcozep Cup winner 2016, Kenna League champions 2017/18, Claudio Caniggia World Cup 2006 winner (under review), Dmitri Kharine 2018 World Cup 2018 winner

Form
2005/06 – 7th
2007/08 – 8th
2008/09 – 8th
2009/10 – 7th
2010/11 – 5th
2011/12 – 7th
2012/13 – 15th
2013/14 – 5th
2014/15 – 13th
2015/16 – 6th
2016/17 – 18th
2017/18 – 1st
2018/19 – 8th
2019/20 – 11th

Sympathies: Spurs

First transfer window

Lukasz Fabianski	WHU	£ 0.50
Thiago Silva	CHE	£ 14.00
Toby Alderweireld	TOT	£ 6.00
Yerry Mina	EVE	£ 4.00
Ben White	BHA	£ 0.50
Nicolas Pépé	ARS	£ 6.00
Mohamed Salah	LIV	£ 6.00
Kevin De Bruyne	MCI	£ 40.00
Youri Tielemans	LEI	£ 0.50
Ivan Cavaleiro	FUL	£ 0.50
Ollie Watkins	AVA	£ 0.50
		£ 78.50

Auction XI

Lukasz Fabianski	WHU	£ 0.50
Thiago Silva	CHE	£ 14.00
Toby Alderweireld	TOT	£ 6.00
Jack O’Connell	SHU	£ 0.50
Gary Cahill	CRY	£ 0.50
Nicolas Pépé	ARS	£ 6.00
Mohamed Salah	LIV	£ 6.00
Kevin De Bruyne	MCI	£ 40.00
Youri Tielemans	LEI	£ 0.50
Ivan Cavaleiro	FUL	£ 0.50
Ollie Watkins	AVA	£ 0.50
		£ 75.00

Bala Rinas 2020/21

Since: 2007 (committee member – league treasurer)

Trophy cabinet: empty

Form
2007/08 – 12th (relegated)
2011/12 – 8th
2012/13 – 13th
2013/14 – 3rd
2014/15 – 3rd
2015/16 – 3rd
2016/17 – 9th
2017/18 – 19th
2018/19 – 4th
2019/20 – 5th

Sympathies: Wrexham

First transfer window

Hugo Lloris	TOT	£ 0.50
João Cancelo	MCI	£ 0.50
Nelson Semedo	WOL	£ 0.50
Patrick van Aanholt	CRY	£ 0.50
Luke Ayling	LEE	£ 0.50
Leandro Trossard	BHA	£ 0.50
Jarrod Bowen	WHU	£ 7.00
Emile Smith-Rowe	ARS	£ 0.50
Marcus Rashford	MUN	£ 29.00
Jamie Vardy	LEI	£ 27.00
Che Adams	SOU	£ 2.00
		£ 68.50

Auction XI

Hugo Lloris	TOT	£ 0.50
João Cancelo	MCI	£ 0.50
Trent Alexander-Arnold (loan)	LIV	£ 30.00
Sead Kolasinac	ARS	£ 0.50
Luke Ayling	LEE	£ 0.50
Leandro Trossard	BHA	£ 0.50
Jarrod Bowen	WHU	£ 7.00
Oliver Norwood	SHU	£ 0.50
Marcus Rashford	MUN	£ 29.00
Jamie Vardy	LEI	£ 27.00
Che Adams	SOU	£ 2.00
		£ 98.00

Piss Poor 2020/21

Since: 2011

Trophy cabinet: empty

Form
2011/12 – 11th
2012/13 – 16th
2013/14 – 9th
2014/15 – 16th
2015/16 – 18th (relegated)
2016/17 – 21st (relegated)
2017/18 – 11th
2018/19 – 21st (relegated)

Sympathies: Liverpool

First transfer window

Nick Pope	BUR	£ 5.00
Andrew Robertson	LIV	£ 20.00
George Baldock	SHU	£ 4.00
David Luiz	ARS	£ 5.00
Jonny Evans	LEI	£ 0.50
Bertrand Traore	AVA	£ 5.00
João Moutinho	WOL	£ 3.00
Christian Pulisic	CHE	£ 17.00
Richarlison	EVE	£ 11.00
Danny Ings	SOU	£ 26.00
Patrick Bamford	LEE	£ 0.50
		£ 97.00

Auction XI

Nick Pope	BUR	£ 5.00
Andrew Robertson	LIV	£ 20.00
George Baldock	SHU	£ 4.00
David Luiz	ARS	£ 5.00
Jonny Evans	LEI	£ 0.50
Fred (loan)	MUN	£ 1.00
João Moutinho	WOL	£ 3.00
Christian Pulisic	CHE	£ 17.00
Richarlison	EVE	£ 11.00
Danny Ings	SOU	£ 26.00
Patrick Bamford	LEE	£ 0.50
		£ 93.00

Barry Town 2020/21

Since: 2018

Trophy cabinet: Empty

Form
2018/19 – 12th
2019/20 – 4th

Sympathies: Liverpool

First transfer window

Kasper Schmeichel	LEI	£ 10.00
Aymeric Laporte	MCI	£ 10.00
Ben Chilwell	CHE	£ 8.00
Victor Lindelöf	MUN	£ 0.50
Trent Alexander-Arnold	LIV	£ 10.00
Leander Dendoncker	WOL	£ 1.00
Abdoulaye Doucoure	EVE	£ 1.00
Ashley Westwood	BUR	£ 0.50
Tomas Soucek	WHU	£ 7.00
Callum Wilson	NEW	£ 8.00
Josh Maja	FUL	£ 0.50
		£ 56.50

Auction XI

Kasper Schmeichel	LEI	£ 10.00
Aymeric Laporte	MCI	£ 10.00
Ben Chilwell	CHE	£ 8.00
Victor Lindelöf	MUN	£ 0.50
Virgil van Dijk	LIV	£ 22.00
Leander Dendoncker	WOL	£ 1.00
Abdoulaye Doucoure	EVE	£ 1.00
Ashley Westwood	BUR	£ 0.50
Dele Alli	TOT	£ 11.00
Callum Wilson	NEW	£ 8.00
Michy Batshuayi	CRY	£ 1.00
		£ 73.00

Clotted Cream First 2020/21

Bungle — The Clotted Cream First manager

Since: 2018

Trophy cabinet: Cup winners 2019 and 2020

Form
2018/19 – 6th
2019/20 – 12th

Sympathies: Exeter City

First transfer window

Robert Sanchez	BHA	£ 4.00
Kyle Walker	MCI	£ 9.00
Kurt Zouma	CHE	£ 4.00
Jayden Bogle	SHU	£ 0.50
Ryan Bertrand	SOU	£ 0.50
Anwar El Ghazi	AVA	£ 0.50
Ayoze Pérez	LEI	£ 0.50
Gylfi Sigurdsson	EVE	£ 0.50
Georginio Wijnaldum	LIV	£ 0.50
Harry Kane	TOT	£ 37.00
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang	ARS	£ 41.00
		£ 98.00

Auction XI

Willy Caballero	CHE	£ 0.50
Kyle Walker	MCI	£ 9.00
Cyrus Christie	FUL	£ 0.50
Jayden Bogle	SHU	£ 0.50
Ryan Bertrand	SOU	£ 0.50
Pascal Gross	BHA	£ 0.50
Ayoze Pérez	LEI	£ 0.50
Gylfi Sigurdsson	EVE	£ 0.50
Georginio Wijnaldum	LIV	£ 0.50
Harry Kane	TOT	£ 37.00
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang	ARS	£ 41.00
		£ 91.00

Test Team (Please Ignore) 2020/21

Since: 2016

Trophy cabinet: empty

Form
2016/17 – 6th
2017/18 – 21st
2018/19 – 14th
2019/20 – 2nd

Sympathies: Manchester United

First transfer window

Edouard Mendy	CHE	£ 8.00
Çaglar Söyüncü	LEI	£ 6.00
Angelo Ogbonna	WHU	£ 4.00
Rob Holding	ARS	£ 0.50
Romain Saïss	WOL	£ 0.50
Matheus Pereira	WBA	£ 6.00
Bernardo Silva	MCI	£ 8.00
Pablo Hernández	LEE	£ 3.00
Heung-Min Son	TOT	£ 18.00
Jordan Ayew	CRY	£ 5.00
Edinson Cavani	MUN	£ 16.00
		£ 75.00

Auction XI

Martin Dubravka	NEW	£ 0.50
Çaglar Söyüncü	LEI	£ 6.00
John Egan	SHU	£ 5.00
Rob Holding	ARS	£ 0.50
Romain Saïss	WOL	£ 0.50
Mason Greenwood	MUN	£ 19.00
Bernardo Silva	MCI	£ 8.00
Pablo Hernández	LEE	£ 3.00
Heung-Min Son	TOT	£ 18.00
Jordan Ayew	CRY	£ 5.00
Chris Wood	BUR	£ 0.50
		£ 66.00

FC Testiculadew 2020/21

Since: 2011

Trophy cabinet: 2013/14 and 2011/12 league and cup double, 2014 Emerson World Cup winner

Form
2011/12 – 1st
2012/13 – 2nd
2013/14 – 1st
2014/15 – 7th
2015/16 – 8th
2016/17 – 2nd
2017/18 – 14th
2018/19 – 17th
2019/20 – 10th

Sympathies: Everton

First transfer window

Alisson	LIV	£ 0.50
Lucas Digne	EVE	£ 7.00
Eric Dier	TOT	£ 5.00
Timothy Castagne	LEI	£ 7.00
Gabriel	ARS	£ 0.50
Ross Barkley	AVA	£ 5.00
Hakim Ziyech	CHE	£ 10.00
Wilfried Zaha	CRY	£ 16.00
Dwight McNeil	BUR	£ 0.50
Anthony Martial	MUN	£ 25.00
Gabriel Jesus	MCI	£ 14.00
		£ 90.50

Auction XI

Alisson	LIV	£ 0.50
Lucas Digne	EVE	£ 7.00
Eric Dier	TOT	£ 5.00
Timothy Castagne	LEI	£ 7.00
Gabriel	ARS	£ 0.50
Matheus Pereira	WBA	£ 8.00
Hakim Ziyech	CHE	£ 10.00
Wilfried Zaha	CRY	£ 16.00
Dwight McNeil	BUR	£ 0.50
Anthony Martial	MUN	£ 25.00
Gabriel Jesus	MCI	£ 14.00
		£ 93.50

Hairy Fadjeetas 2020/21

Tony Livesey — The Hairy Fadjeetas manager

Since: 2011

Trophy cabinet: Empty

Form
2011/12 – 15th
2012/13 – 9th
2013/14 – 13th
2014/15 – 10th
2015/16 – 17th (relegated)
2016/17 – 3rd
2017/18 – 8th
2018/19 – 2nd
2019/20 – 13th

Sympathies: Sheffield Wednesday

First transfer window

Vicente Guaita	CRY	£ 4.00
Kieran Tierney	ARS	£ 6.00
Jamal Lewis	NEW	£ 0.50
Matt Targett	AVA	£ 0.50
Séamus Coleman	EVE	£ 0.50
Mason Mount	CHE	£ 10.00
Diogo Jota	LIV	£ 6.00
Adam Lallana	BHA	£ 4.00
Raphinha	LEE	£ 6.00
Aleksandar Mitrovic	FUL	£ 0.50
Sergio Agüero	MCI	£ 32.00
		£ 70.00

Auction XI

Vicente Guaita	CRY	£ 4.00
Kieran Tierney	ARS	£ 6.00
Jamal Lewis	NEW	£ 0.50
Matt Targett	AVA	£ 0.50
Séamus Coleman	EVE	£ 0.50
Mason Mount	CHE	£ 10.00
Diogo Jota	LIV	£ 6.00
Adam Lallana	BHA	£ 4.00
Donny van de Beek	MUN	£ 16.00
Rodrigo	LEE	£ 6.00
Sergio Agüero	MCI	£ 32.00
		£ 85.50

Thame Network Solutions 2020/21

Badger — The Thame Network Solutions manager

Since: 2010

Trophy cabinet: Empty (highest league position – 8th in 2010/11)

Kenna Index rating: N/A
2010/11 – 8th
2012/13 – 19th (relegated)
2015/16 – 7th
2016/17 – 10th
2017/18 – 13th
2018/19 – 15th
2019/20 – 19th (relegated)

Sympathies: Kidderminster Harriers

First transfer window

Rui Patrício	WOL	£ 10.00
Aaron Wan-Bissaka	MUN	£ 4.00
Michael Keane	EVE	£ 0.50
Tariq Lamptey	BHA	£ 4.00
Ruben Dias	MCI	£ 12.00
James McArthur	CRY	£ 0.50
Harvey Barnes	LEI	£ 8.00
Willian	ARS	£ 29.00
Lucas Moura	TOT	£ 16.00
David McGoldrick	SHU	£ 0.50
Tammy Abraham	CHE	£ 9.00
		£ 93.50

Auction XI

Rui Patrício	WOL	£ 10.00
Aaron Wan-Bissaka	MUN	£ 4.00
Michael Keane	EVE	£ 0.50
Tariq Lamptey	BHA	£ 4.00
Nicolás Otamendi	MCI	£ 0.50
James McArthur	CRY	£ 0.50
Harvey Barnes	LEI	£ 8.00
Willian	ARS	£ 29.00
Lucas Moura	TOT	£ 16.00
Oliver McBurnie	SHU	£ 2.00
Tammy Abraham	CHE	£ 9.00
		£ 83.50