Will – The Jeff Kenna League

Cuddington Reverse Cowboys 2021/22

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Since: 2010

Trophy cabinet: Empty (highest league position – 8th in 2010/11)

Kenna Index rating: N/A
2010/11 – 8th
2012/13 – 19th (relegated)
2015/16 – 7th
2016/17 – 10th
2017/18 – 13th
2018/19 – 15th
2019/20 – 19th (relegated)
2020/21 – 12th

Sympathies: Kidderminster Harriers

Auction XI

Auction attendance: ~~in the pub~~ / absent, silent bidder / ~~absent, complete autofill~~

GK	Vicente Guaita	CRY	£ 0.50
DEF	Kyle Walker	MCI	£ 11.00
DEF	Sergio Reguilón	TOT	£ 0.50
DEF	Romain Saïss	WOL	£ 0.50
DEF	Kyle Walker-Peters	SOU	£ 0.50
MID	Gylfi Sigurdsson	EVE	£ 0.50
MID	Stuart Dallas	LEE	£ 0.50
MID	Fabinho	LIV	£ 0.50
MID	Marcus Rashford	MUN	£ 30.00
STR	Tammy Abraham	CHE	£ 0.50
STR	Jamie Vardy	LEI	£ 30.00
			£ 75.00

TNSSR

Manager: Will

International form
2006 Claudio Caniggia World Cup – n/a
2008 John Jensen Euros – n/a
2010 Dr Khumalo World Cup – n/a
2012 Emanuel Olisadebe Euros – n/a
2014 Emerson World Cup – n/a
2016 Jean Alain Boumsong Euros – 5/18
2018 Dimitri Kharine World Cup – 13/16

Sympathies: England

GK	De Gea	SPA	7
DF	Maguire	ENG	3
DF	Pavard	FRA	14
DF	Wsesteragrar	DEN	0.5
DF	Blind	NED	0.5
MF	Zielinski	POL	7
MF	Hazard T	BEL	1
MF	Veratti	ITA	0.5
ST	Muller	GER	26
ST	Felix	POR	10
ST	Rebic	CRO	15
		Total	84

Thame Network Solutions 2020/21

Since: 2010

Trophy cabinet: Empty (highest league position – 8th in 2010/11)

Kenna Index rating: N/A
2010/11 – 8th
2012/13 – 19th (relegated)
2015/16 – 7th
2016/17 – 10th
2017/18 – 13th
2018/19 – 15th
2019/20 – 19th (relegated)

Sympathies: Kidderminster Harriers

First transfer window

Rui Patrício	WOL	£ 10.00
Aaron Wan-Bissaka	MUN	£ 4.00
Michael Keane	EVE	£ 0.50
Tariq Lamptey	BHA	£ 4.00
Ruben Dias	MCI	£ 12.00
James McArthur	CRY	£ 0.50
Harvey Barnes	LEI	£ 8.00
Willian	ARS	£ 29.00
Lucas Moura	TOT	£ 16.00
David McGoldrick	SHU	£ 0.50
Tammy Abraham	CHE	£ 9.00
		£ 93.50

Auction XI

Rui Patrício	WOL	£ 10.00
Aaron Wan-Bissaka	MUN	£ 4.00
Michael Keane	EVE	£ 0.50
Tariq Lamptey	BHA	£ 4.00
Nicolás Otamendi	MCI	£ 0.50
James McArthur	CRY	£ 0.50
Harvey Barnes	LEI	£ 8.00
Willian	ARS	£ 29.00
Lucas Moura	TOT	£ 16.00
Oliver McBurnie	SHU	£ 2.00
Tammy Abraham	CHE	£ 9.00
		£ 83.50

Thame Network Solutions 2019/20

Guaita, V	CRY	£ 0.50
Rice, D	WHM	£ 5.00
Aurier, S	TOT	£ 0.50
van Dijk, V	LIV	£ 0.50
Pieters, E	BUR	£ 10.00
James, D	MUN	£ 2.00
Kovacic, M	CHE	£ 0.50
Cantwell, T	NOR	£ 11.00
Guendouzi, M	ARS	£ 0.50
Murray, G	BTN	£ 10.00
Aguero, S	MCY	£ 5.00
		£ 55.50

Tottenham Network Solutions 2018/19

Will and Gunnersaurus Rex — Influences at the highest echelons of the game: The TNS manager (left)

Manager: Will (Worcestershire)

Twitter name: @chainfir3

Since: 2010

Home ground: King George’s Park

Training facility: The Alma

Trophy cabinet: Empty (highest league position – 8th in 2010/11)

Kenna Index rating: N/A
2010/11 – 8th
2012/13 – 19th (relegated)
2013/14 – did not enter
2014/15 – did not enter
2015/16 – 7th
2016/17 – 10th
2017/18 – 13th

Sympathies: Kidderminster Harriers

Darts music: Mary Jane – Rick James

First transfer window – October 2018

Starting budget: £10m
Spend: £0.5m
Player sales: N/A
Remaining budget: £9.5m

Leno, B	ARS	£10.00
Otamendi, N	MCY	£18.00
Alderweireld, T	TOT	£11.00
Pereira, R	LEI	£5.00
Lindelof, V	MUN	£0.50
Zaha, W	CRY	£21.00
Anguissa, A (TW1)	FUL	£0.50
Doucoure, A	WAT	£6.00
Gueye, I	EVE	£0.50
Giroud, O	CHE	£14.00
Defoe, J	BOU	£6.00
		£92.50

Auction XI

Leno, B	ARS	£10.00
Otamendi, N	MCY	£18.00
Alderweireld, T	TOT	£11.00
Pereira, R	LEI	£5.00
Lindelof, V	MUN	£0.50
Zaha, W	CRY	£21.00
Savile, J	BRM	£8.00
Doucoure, A	WAT	£6.00
Gueye, I	EVE	£0.50
Giroud, O	CHE	£14.00
Defoe, J	BOU	£6.00
		£100.00

Seven Sisters, One World Cup

Neuer, M	GER	£ 21.00
Ramos, S	ESP	£ 17.00
Mascherano, J	ARG	£ 4.00
Sidibe, D	FRA	£ 0.50
Arias, S	COL	£ 0.50
Alli, D	ENG	£ 23.00
Rakitic, I	CRO	£ 11.00
Mikel, J	NGA	£ 4.00
Paulinho	BRA	£ 8.00
Batshuayi, M	BEL	£ 2.00
Seferovic, H	SUI	£ 0.50
		£ 91.50

Wandsworth Network Solutions 2017/18

Manager: Will (Worcestershire)

Twitter name: @chainfir3

Since: 2010

Home ground: King George’s Park

Training facility: The Alma

Trophy cabinet: Empty (highest league position – 8th in 2010/11)

Kenna Index rating: N/A
2010/11 – 8th
2012/13 – 19th (relegated)
2013/14 – did not enter
2014/15 – did not enter
2015/16 – 7th
2016/17 – 10th

Sympathies: Kidderminster Harriers

Darts music: Mary Jane – Rick James

What the chalkstripes in Kenna HQ speculations department are saying: Auction absentee only managed to sign de Gea, Baines and Rudiger as targets followed by an unkind auto pick – 100/1

Second transfer window – Friday 4 October 2018
Remaining budget: £1.5m

de Gea, D	MUN	£8.00
Baines, L	EVE	£13.00
Rudiger, A	CHE	£11.00
Morgan, W	LEI	£0.50
Bruno (TW2)	BTN	£0.50
Can, E	LIV	£0.50
Pereyra, R	WAT	£0.50
Sissoko, M	TOT	£0.50
Bony, W	SWA	£0.50
Depoitre, L (TW1)	HUD	£0.50
Aubameyang, P (TW2)	ARS	£19.00
		£54.5m

First transfer window – Friday 6 October 2017 (4-4-2)
Remaining budget: £11m

de Gea, D	MUN	£8.00
Baines, L	EVE	£13.00
Rudiger, A	CHE	£11.00
Bill Cosby	BRA	£0.50
Morgan, W	LEI	£0.50
Can, E	LIV	£0.50
Pereyra, R	WAT	£0.50
Sissoko, M	TOT	£0.50
Arter, H	BOU	£0.50
Bony, W	SWA	£0.50
Depoitre, L (TW1)	HUD	£0.50
		£36m

Auction XI (4-4-2)
Remaining budget: £11.5m*

*auction absentee: average remaining budget of managers who attended

de Gea, D	MUN	£8.00
Baines, L	EVE	£13.00
Rudiger, A	CHE	£11.00
Mertesacker, P	ARS	£0.50
Morgan, W	LEI	£0.50
Can, E	LIV	£0.50
Sissoko, M	TOT	£0.50
Arter, H	BOU	£0.50
Pereyra, R	WAT	£0.50
Carroll, A	WHM	£0.50
Bony, W	MCY	£0.50
		£36.00

Wandsworth Network Solutions 2016/17

Manager: Will (Worcestershire)

Twitter name: @chainfir3

Since: 2010

Home ground: King George’s Park

Training facility: The Alma

Trophy cabinet: Empty (highest league position – 8th in 2010/11)

Kenna Index rating: N/A
2010/11 – 8th
2012/13 – 19th (relegated)
2013/14 – did not enter
2014/15 – did not enter
2015/16 – 7th

Sympathies: Kidderminster Harriers

Darts music: Mary Jane – Rick James

Remaining budget: £9.5m (did not attend auction, average remaining budget of manager who did)

Starting XI – August auction

de Gea, D	MUN	£ 18.00
Bellerin, H	ARS	£ 23.00
Davies, B	TOT	£ 0.50
Rahman, B (TW1)	SCH	£ 0.50
Wollscheid, P (TW1)	WLF	£ 0.50
Henderson, J	LIV	£ 0.50
Puncheon, J	CRY	£ 0.50
Mahrez, R	LEI	£ 22.00
Bony, W (TW2)	STO	£ 0.50
Sakho, D (TW1)	WHM	£ 0.50
Austin, C	SOT	£ 0.50
		£ 67.00

First transfer window – Friday 7 October 2016 (14th)

In
Ben Gibson – Middlesborough defender – £2m
Nemanja Matic – Chelsea midfielder – £8m
Fernandinho – Manchester City midfielder – £6m

Out
Baba Rahman – Schalke 04 defender – free
Philipp Wollscheid – Stoke City defender – free
Diafra Sakho – West Ham striker – free

Formation: 3-5-2
Remaining budget: £3.5m

Second transfer window – Friday 10 February 2017 (11th)

In
Peter Crouch – Stoke striker – £5m

Out
Wilfred Bony – Stoke striker – free

Formation: 3-5-2
Remaining budget: £8.5m

Wandsworth Window Lickers

Manager: Will

Nationality: Le Rosbif

International honours: none

Formation: 4-4-2

de Gea, D	ESP	£3m
Chester, J	WAL	£10m
Kaderabek, P	CZE	£1m
Boateng, J	GER	£14m
Prodl, S	AUT	£1m
Coman, K	FRA	£11m
Moutinho, J	POT	£9m
Florenzi, A	ITA	£2m
Nainggolan, R	BEL	£0.5m
Vardy, J	ENG	£17m
Mandzukic, M	CRO	£11m
		£79.5m

Wandsworth Network Solutions 2015/16

Manager: Will (Worcestershire)

Twitter name: @chainfir3

Since: 2010

Home ground: King George’s Park

Training facility: The Alma

Trophy cabinet: Empty (highest league position – 8th in 2010/11)

Kenna Index rating: N/A
2010/11 – 8th
2012/13 – 19th

Sympathies: Kidderminster Harriers

Darts music: Mary Jane – Rick James

Season preview in one sentence (on 26 Sepetmber): Divock Origi!

Adrian	WHM	£0.5m
Taylor, N	SWA	£3m
Ivanovic, B	CHE	£24m
Evans, J (TW1)	WBA	£2m
Cathcart, C (TW1)	WAT	£0.5m
Mata, J	MUN	£19m
Barry, G	EVE	£0.5m
Alli, D (TW2)	TOT	£?m
Drinkwater, D (TW1)	LEI	£0.5m
Long, S	SOT	£1m
Perez, A (TW1)	NEW	£3m
		£?m

First transfer window – Friday 2 October 2015

In
Evans, J – West Brom defender – £2m
Cathcart, C – Watford defender – £0.5m
Fernandinho – Manchester City midfielder – £0.5m
Drinkwater, D – Leicester midfielder – £0.5m
Perez, A – Newcastle striker – £3m

Out
Debuchy, M – Arsenal defender – free
Cissokho, A – Aston Villa defender – free
Townsend, A – Tottenham midfielder – free
Johnson, A – Sunderland midfielder – free
Origi, D – Liverpool striker – free

Remaining budget: £19.5m

Second transfer window – Friday 5 February 2016

In
Alli, D – Tottenham midfielder – £?m

Out
Fernandinho – Manchester City midfielder – free

Remaining budget: £?m

Auction XI

First transfer window

Auction XI

First transfer window – October 2018

Auction XI

Second transfer window – Friday 4 October 2018 Remaining budget: £1.5m

First transfer window – Friday 6 October 2017 (4-4-2) Remaining budget: £11m

Auction XI (4-4-2) Remaining budget: £11.5m*

Starting XI – August auction

First transfer window – Friday 7 October 2016 (14th)

Second transfer window – Friday 10 February 2017 (11th)

First transfer window – Friday 2 October 2015

Second transfer window – Friday 5 February 2016

Second transfer window – Friday 4 October 2018
Remaining budget: £1.5m

First transfer window – Friday 6 October 2017 (4-4-2)
Remaining budget: £11m

Auction XI (4-4-2)
Remaining budget: £11.5m*