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Piss Poor 2020/21

Since: 2011

Trophy cabinet: empty

Form
2011/12 – 11th
2012/13 – 16th
2013/14 – 9th
2014/15 – 16th
2015/16 – 18th (relegated)
2016/17 – 21st (relegated)
2017/18 – 11th
2018/19 – 21st (relegated)

Sympathies: Liverpool

First transfer window

Nick Pope	BUR	£ 5.00
Andrew Robertson	LIV	£ 20.00
George Baldock	SHU	£ 4.00
David Luiz	ARS	£ 5.00
Jonny Evans	LEI	£ 0.50
Bertrand Traore	AVA	£ 5.00
João Moutinho	WOL	£ 3.00
Christian Pulisic	CHE	£ 17.00
Richarlison	EVE	£ 11.00
Danny Ings	SOU	£ 26.00
Patrick Bamford	LEE	£ 0.50
		£ 97.00

Auction XI

Nick Pope	BUR	£ 5.00
Andrew Robertson	LIV	£ 20.00
George Baldock	SHU	£ 4.00
David Luiz	ARS	£ 5.00
Jonny Evans	LEI	£ 0.50
Fred (loan)	MUN	£ 1.00
João Moutinho	WOL	£ 3.00
Christian Pulisic	CHE	£ 17.00
Richarlison	EVE	£ 11.00
Danny Ings	SOU	£ 26.00
Patrick Bamford	LEE	£ 0.50
		£ 93.00

Barry Town 2020/21

Since: 2018

Trophy cabinet: Empty

Form
2018/19 – 12th
2019/20 – 4th

Sympathies: Liverpool

First transfer window

Kasper Schmeichel	LEI	£ 10.00
Aymeric Laporte	MCI	£ 10.00
Ben Chilwell	CHE	£ 8.00
Victor Lindelöf	MUN	£ 0.50
Trent Alexander-Arnold	LIV	£ 10.00
Leander Dendoncker	WOL	£ 1.00
Abdoulaye Doucoure	EVE	£ 1.00
Ashley Westwood	BUR	£ 0.50
Tomas Soucek	WHU	£ 7.00
Callum Wilson	NEW	£ 8.00
Josh Maja	FUL	£ 0.50
		£ 56.50

Auction XI

Kasper Schmeichel	LEI	£ 10.00
Aymeric Laporte	MCI	£ 10.00
Ben Chilwell	CHE	£ 8.00
Victor Lindelöf	MUN	£ 0.50
Virgil van Dijk	LIV	£ 22.00
Leander Dendoncker	WOL	£ 1.00
Abdoulaye Doucoure	EVE	£ 1.00
Ashley Westwood	BUR	£ 0.50
Dele Alli	TOT	£ 11.00
Callum Wilson	NEW	£ 8.00
Michy Batshuayi	CRY	£ 1.00
		£ 73.00

Clotted Cream First 2020/21

Bungle — The Clotted Cream First manager

Since: 2018

Trophy cabinet: Cup winners 2019 and 2020

Form
2018/19 – 6th
2019/20 – 12th

Sympathies: Exeter City

First transfer window

Robert Sanchez	BHA	£ 4.00
Kyle Walker	MCI	£ 9.00
Kurt Zouma	CHE	£ 4.00
Jayden Bogle	SHU	£ 0.50
Ryan Bertrand	SOU	£ 0.50
Anwar El Ghazi	AVA	£ 0.50
Ayoze Pérez	LEI	£ 0.50
Gylfi Sigurdsson	EVE	£ 0.50
Georginio Wijnaldum	LIV	£ 0.50
Harry Kane	TOT	£ 37.00
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang	ARS	£ 41.00
		£ 98.00

Auction XI

Willy Caballero	CHE	£ 0.50
Kyle Walker	MCI	£ 9.00
Cyrus Christie	FUL	£ 0.50
Jayden Bogle	SHU	£ 0.50
Ryan Bertrand	SOU	£ 0.50
Pascal Gross	BHA	£ 0.50
Ayoze Pérez	LEI	£ 0.50
Gylfi Sigurdsson	EVE	£ 0.50
Georginio Wijnaldum	LIV	£ 0.50
Harry Kane	TOT	£ 37.00
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang	ARS	£ 41.00
		£ 91.00

Test Team (Please Ignore) 2020/21

Since: 2016

Trophy cabinet: empty

Form
2016/17 – 6th
2017/18 – 21st
2018/19 – 14th
2019/20 – 2nd

Sympathies: Manchester United

First transfer window

Edouard Mendy	CHE	£ 8.00
Çaglar Söyüncü	LEI	£ 6.00
Angelo Ogbonna	WHU	£ 4.00
Rob Holding	ARS	£ 0.50
Romain Saïss	WOL	£ 0.50
Matheus Pereira	WBA	£ 6.00
Bernardo Silva	MCI	£ 8.00
Pablo Hernández	LEE	£ 3.00
Heung-Min Son	TOT	£ 18.00
Jordan Ayew	CRY	£ 5.00
Edinson Cavani	MUN	£ 16.00
		£ 75.00

Auction XI

Martin Dubravka	NEW	£ 0.50
Çaglar Söyüncü	LEI	£ 6.00
John Egan	SHU	£ 5.00
Rob Holding	ARS	£ 0.50
Romain Saïss	WOL	£ 0.50
Mason Greenwood	MUN	£ 19.00
Bernardo Silva	MCI	£ 8.00
Pablo Hernández	LEE	£ 3.00
Heung-Min Son	TOT	£ 18.00
Jordan Ayew	CRY	£ 5.00
Chris Wood	BUR	£ 0.50
		£ 66.00

FC Testiculadew 2020/21

Since: 2011

Trophy cabinet: 2013/14 and 2011/12 league and cup double, 2014 Emerson World Cup winner

Form
2011/12 – 1st
2012/13 – 2nd
2013/14 – 1st
2014/15 – 7th
2015/16 – 8th
2016/17 – 2nd
2017/18 – 14th
2018/19 – 17th
2019/20 – 10th

Sympathies: Everton

First transfer window

Alisson	LIV	£ 0.50
Lucas Digne	EVE	£ 7.00
Eric Dier	TOT	£ 5.00
Timothy Castagne	LEI	£ 7.00
Gabriel	ARS	£ 0.50
Ross Barkley	AVA	£ 5.00
Hakim Ziyech	CHE	£ 10.00
Wilfried Zaha	CRY	£ 16.00
Dwight McNeil	BUR	£ 0.50
Anthony Martial	MUN	£ 25.00
Gabriel Jesus	MCI	£ 14.00
		£ 90.50

Auction XI

Alisson	LIV	£ 0.50
Lucas Digne	EVE	£ 7.00
Eric Dier	TOT	£ 5.00
Timothy Castagne	LEI	£ 7.00
Gabriel	ARS	£ 0.50
Matheus Pereira	WBA	£ 8.00
Hakim Ziyech	CHE	£ 10.00
Wilfried Zaha	CRY	£ 16.00
Dwight McNeil	BUR	£ 0.50
Anthony Martial	MUN	£ 25.00
Gabriel Jesus	MCI	£ 14.00
		£ 93.50

Hairy Fadjeetas 2020/21

Tony Livesey — The Hairy Fadjeetas manager

Since: 2011

Trophy cabinet: Empty

Form
2011/12 – 15th
2012/13 – 9th
2013/14 – 13th
2014/15 – 10th
2015/16 – 17th (relegated)
2016/17 – 3rd
2017/18 – 8th
2018/19 – 2nd
2019/20 – 13th

Sympathies: Sheffield Wednesday

First transfer window

Vicente Guaita	CRY	£ 4.00
Kieran Tierney	ARS	£ 6.00
Jamal Lewis	NEW	£ 0.50
Matt Targett	AVA	£ 0.50
Séamus Coleman	EVE	£ 0.50
Mason Mount	CHE	£ 10.00
Diogo Jota	LIV	£ 6.00
Adam Lallana	BHA	£ 4.00
Raphinha	LEE	£ 6.00
Aleksandar Mitrovic	FUL	£ 0.50
Sergio Agüero	MCI	£ 32.00
		£ 70.00

Auction XI

Vicente Guaita	CRY	£ 4.00
Kieran Tierney	ARS	£ 6.00
Jamal Lewis	NEW	£ 0.50
Matt Targett	AVA	£ 0.50
Séamus Coleman	EVE	£ 0.50
Mason Mount	CHE	£ 10.00
Diogo Jota	LIV	£ 6.00
Adam Lallana	BHA	£ 4.00
Donny van de Beek	MUN	£ 16.00
Rodrigo	LEE	£ 6.00
Sergio Agüero	MCI	£ 32.00
		£ 85.50

Thame Network Solutions 2020/21

Badger — The Thame Network Solutions manager

Since: 2010

Trophy cabinet: Empty (highest league position – 8th in 2010/11)

Kenna Index rating: N/A
2010/11 – 8th
2012/13 – 19th (relegated)
2015/16 – 7th
2016/17 – 10th
2017/18 – 13th
2018/19 – 15th
2019/20 – 19th (relegated)

Sympathies: Kidderminster Harriers

First transfer window

Rui Patrício	WOL	£ 10.00
Aaron Wan-Bissaka	MUN	£ 4.00
Michael Keane	EVE	£ 0.50
Tariq Lamptey	BHA	£ 4.00
Ruben Dias	MCI	£ 12.00
James McArthur	CRY	£ 0.50
Harvey Barnes	LEI	£ 8.00
Willian	ARS	£ 29.00
Lucas Moura	TOT	£ 16.00
David McGoldrick	SHU	£ 0.50
Tammy Abraham	CHE	£ 9.00
		£ 93.50

Auction XI

Rui Patrício	WOL	£ 10.00
Aaron Wan-Bissaka	MUN	£ 4.00
Michael Keane	EVE	£ 0.50
Tariq Lamptey	BHA	£ 4.00
Nicolás Otamendi	MCI	£ 0.50
James McArthur	CRY	£ 0.50
Harvey Barnes	LEI	£ 8.00
Willian	ARS	£ 29.00
Lucas Moura	TOT	£ 16.00
Oliver McBurnie	SHU	£ 2.00
Tammy Abraham	CHE	£ 9.00
		£ 83.50

Craft Beer Wankers 2020/21

Since: 2010

Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winner 2012/13

Form
2010/11 – 14th
2011/12 – 5th
2012/13 – 8th
2013/14 – 21st (relegated)
2014/15 – 20th (relegated)
2015/16 – 16th
2016/17 – 5th
2017/18 – 18th
2018/19 – 20th (relegated)
2019/20 – 22nd (relegated)

Sympathies: Arsenal

First transfer window

Bernd Leno	ARS	£ 8.00
Harry Maguire	MUN	£ 19.00
Antonio Rüdiger	CHE	£ 7.00
Charlie Taylor	BUR	£ 0.50
Enda Stevens	SHU	£ 2.00
Adama Traoré	WOL	£ 12.00
Wilfred Ndidi	LEI	£ 1.00
Allan	EVE	£ 7.00
Theo Walcott	SOU	£ 0.50
Joelinton	NEW	£ 1.00
Jean-Philippe Mateta	CRY	£ 1.00
		£ 59.00

Auction XI

Bernd Leno	ARS	£ 8.00
Harry Maguire	MUN	£ 19.00
Antonio Rüdiger	CHE	£ 7.00
Patrick van Aanholt	CRY	£ 4.00
Enda Stevens	SHU	£ 2.00
Adama Traoré	WOL	£ 12.00
Wilfred Ndidi	LEI	£ 1.00
Allan	EVE	£ 7.00
Felipe Anderson	WHU	£ 13.00
Dennis Nielson	BRAM	£ 25.00
Glenn Murray	BHA	£ 1.00
		£ 99.00

Dynamo Charlton 2020/21

Since: 2011

Trophy cabinet: Champions 2019/20, Olisadebe Euro 2012 winner

Form
2011/12 – 6th
2012/13 – 6th
2013/14 – 12th
2014/15 – 15th
2015/16 – 4th
2016/17 – 15th
2017/18 – 10th
2018/19 – 18th
2019/20 – 1st

Sympathies: Charlton Athletic

First transfer window

Alex McCarthy	SOU	£ 9.00
Matt Doherty	TOT	£ 5.00
Ben Mee	BUR	£ 6.00
Matty Cash	AVA	£ 0.50
Marcos Alonso	CHE	£ 0.50
Ryan Fraser	NEW	£ 2.00
Raheem Sterling	MCI	£ 33.00
Paul Pogba	MUN	£ 16.00
Jesse Lingard	WHU	£ 6.00
Alexandre Lacazette	ARS	£ 8.00
Mbaye Diagne	WBA	£ 0.50
		£ 86.50

Auction XI

Alex McCarthy	SOU	£ 9.00
Matt Doherty	TOT	£ 5.00
Ben Mee	BUR	£ 6.00
Matty Cash	AVA	£ 0.50
Marcos Alonso	CHE	£ 0.50
Ryan Fraser	NEW	£ 2.00
Raheem Sterling	MCI	£ 33.00
Paul Pogba	MUN	£ 16.00
Grady Diangana	WBA	£ 0.50
Alexandre Lacazette	ARS	£ 8.00
Sébastien Haller	WHU	£ 5.00
		£ 85.50

Bunch of Kuntz 2020/21

Dale Winton — The Bunch of Kuntz manager

Since: 2020

Trophy cabinet: empty

Form
Debut season

Sympathies: Wolves

First transfer window

Aaron Ramsdale	SHU	£ 0.50
Gary Cahill	CRY	£ 0.50
Ozan Kabak	LIV	£ 0.50
Sergio Reguilón	TOT	£ 0.50
Daniel Podence	WOL	£ 0.50
Bukayo Saka	ARS	£ 6.00
Riyad Mahrez	MCI	£ 20.00
Bruno Fernandes	MUN	£ 33.00
Solly March	BHA	£ 1.00
Chris Wood	BUR	£ 0.50
Olivier Giroud	CHE	£ 0.50
		£ 63.50

Auction XI

Aaron Ramsdale	SHU	£ 0.50
Joseph Gomez	LIV	£ 3.00
Kevin Long	BUR	£ 0.50
Sergio Reguilón	TOT	£ 0.50
Rúben Vinagre	WOL	£ 0.50
Kai Havertz	CHE	£ 27.00
Riyad Mahrez	MCI	£ 20.00
Bruno Fernandes	MUN	£ 33.00
Declan Rice	WHU	£ 1.00
Joelinton (loan)	NEW	£ 1.00
Aleksandar Mitrovic	FUL	£ 0.50
		£ 87.50