Manager: Abdi (Somalia)
Twitter name: @abdinw1
Since: 2010
Home ground: Mogadishu Arena
Training facility: Spyglass Hill
Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winner 2012/13
Form
2010/11 – 14th
2011/12 – 5th
2012/13 – 8th
2013/14 – 21st (relegated)
2014/15 – 20th (relegated)
2015/16 – 16th
2016/17 – 5th
Sympathies: Arsenal
Darts music: The Trumpet Hornpipe
What the chalkstripes in Kenna HQ speculations department are saying: Even if the Pirate could keep Alvaro Morata from the auction and retain Alexis Sanchez beyond the next transfer window, the smart money has him throwing it away all over again – 66/1
Second transfer window – Friday 4 October 2018
Remaining budget: £28m
Player sales: Xhaka to Sleptember XI for £10m
| Courtois, T | CHE | £ 3.00 |
| Vertonghen, J | TOT | £9.00 |
| McAuley, G | WBA | £4.00 |
| Ward, S (TW1) | BUR | £22.00 |
| Carrillo, A (TW2) | WAT | £0.50 |
| Sane, L | MCY | £21.00 |
| Ince, T | HUD | £5.00 |
| Bolasie, Y | EVE | £0.50 |
| Mkhitaryan, H (TW2 – from Sporting Lesbian) | ARS | £18.00 |
| Sorloth, A (TW2) | CRY | £0.50 |
| Slimani, I (TW2) | NEW | £0.50 |
| £84m |
First transfer window – Friday 6 October 2017
Remaining budget: £28.5m
Player sales: Alexis Sanchez to Piss Poor for £22m
| Courtois, T | CHE | £ 3.00 |
| Vertonghen, J | TOT | £9.00 |
| McAuley, G | WBA | £4.00 |
| Ward, S (TW1) | BUR | £22.00 |
| Xhaka, G (TW1) | ARS | £0.50 |
| Sane, L | MCY | £21.00 |
| Ince, T | HUD | £5.00 |
| Bolasie, Y | EVE | £0.50 |
| Sakho, D (TW1) | WHU | £0.50 |
| Mitrovic, A (TW1) | NEW | £0.50 |
| Hemed, T (TW1) | BTN | £19.00 |
| £85m |
Auction XI (3-4-3)
Remaining budget: £16.5m
| Courtois, T | CHE | £ 3.00 |
| Vertonghen, J | TOT | £9.00 |
| McAuley, G | WBA | £4.00 |
| Britos, M | WAT | £0.50 |
| Robertson, A | LIV | £0.50 |
| Sane, L | MCY | £21.00 |
| Ince, T | HUD | £5.00 |
| Bolasie, Y | EVE | £0.50 |
| Dr Cliff Huxtable | BRM | £7.50 |
| Murray, G | BTN | £0.50 |
| Sanchez, A | ARS | £32.00 |
| £83.50 |
