Manager: Jack
Nationality: England
Club side: Pikey Scum
Tournament history:
- Doctor Khumalo 2010 World Cup: 14th (out of 15)
- John Jensen 2008 Euros – 6th (out of 8)
- Claudio Caniggia 2006 World Cup – Winner
4-4-2
| Hart, J | England | £14m |
| Lahm, P | Germany | £11m |
| Ignashevich, S | Russia | £7.5m |
| Barzagli, A | Italy | £0.5m |
| Dunne, R | Rep of Ireland | £0.5m |
| Kranjcar, N | Croatia | £2m |
| Silva, D | Spain | £5.5m |
| Rosický, T | Czech Republic | £7.5m |
| Husyev, O | Ukraine | £0.5m |
| van Persie, R | Holland | £38m |
| Rémy, L | France | £0.5m |
| Total | £87.5m |
