Managers – Page 3 – The Jeff Kenna League

Chairman’s XI – 2021/22

Since: 2005 (co-founder and chairman)

Trophy cabinet
Champions 2005/06
Canesten Combi Cup winner 2006
Treble in 2009/2010 (league, cup, Dr Khumalo World Cup 2010)
Narcozep Cup winner 2017
Euros Super League winner 2020+1

Form
2005/06 – 1st
2006/07 – 3rd
2007/08 – 7th
2008/09 – 9th
2009/10 – 1st
2010/11 – 4th
2011/12 – 16th
2012/13 – 18th (relegated)
2013/14 – 10th
2014/15 – 11th
2015/16 – 11th
2016/17 – 13th (cup winner)
2017/18 – 15th
2018/19 – 11th
2019/20 – 3rd
2020/21 – 7th

Sympathies: Kidderminster Harriers

Auction XI

Auction attendance: in the pub / ~~absent, silent bidder~~ / ~~absent, complete autofill~~

	Player	Club	Value
GK	Allison	LIV	11
DF	Stones	MCY	5
DF	Castagne	LEI	3
DF	Tierney	ARS	5
DF	Keane	EVE	2
MF	Jorginho	CHE	0.5
MF	Soucek	WHU	8
MF	Harrison	LEE	0.5
MF	Moutinho	WLV	0.5
ST	Cavani	MUN	21
ST	Adams	SOT	0.5
		Total	£57m

Clottedcreamugal

Manager: Oli

International form
2006 Claudio Caniggia World Cup – n/a
2008 John Jensen Euros – n/a
2010 Dr Khumalo World Cup – n/a
2012 Emanuel Olisadebe Euros – n/a
2014 Emerson World Cup – n/a
2016 Jean Alain Boumsong Euros – n/a
2018 Dimitri Kharine World Cup – n/a

Sympathies: England

GK	Schmeichel	DEN	3
DF	Alba	SPA	0.5
DF	Guerreiro	POR	0.5
DF	Alderweireld	BEL	0.5
DF	Lenglet	FRA	0.5
MF	Zinchenko	URK	15
MF	Saka	ENG	3
MF	Havertz	GER	25
ST	Vydra	CZE	11
ST	Insigne	ITA	25
ST	Karaman	TUR	0.5
		Total	84.5

TNSSR

Manager: Will

Sympathies: England

GK	De Gea	SPA	7
DF	Maguire	ENG	3
DF	Pavard	FRA	14
DF	Wsesteragrar	DEN	0.5
DF	Blind	NED	0.5
MF	Zielinski	POL	7
MF	Hazard T	BEL	1
MF	Veratti	ITA	0.5
ST	Muller	GER	26
ST	Felix	POR	10
ST	Rebic	CRO	15
		Total	84

Dontknowyecthinstein

Manager: Pete

International form
2006 Claudio Caniggia World Cup – n/a
2008 John Jensen Euros – n/a
2010 Dr Khumalo World Cup – n/a
2012 Emanuel Olisadebe Euros – 12/14
2014 Emerson World Cup – 18/18
2016 Jean Alain Boumsong Euros – 17/18
2018 Dimitri Kharine World Cup – 14/16

Sympathies: England

GK	Szczesney	POL	6
DF	Meunier	BEL	12
DF	Ginter	GER	13
DF	Mendes	POR	2
DF	Trippier	ENG	6
MF	Mark Bridger’s washing machine	Bramble	6
MF	Rabiot	FRA	1
MF	Cseri	HUN	1
ST	Depay	NED	30
ST	braithewaite	DEN	8
ST	ferran torres	spain	11
		Total	96

Barrytania

Manager: Mackay

Sympathies: England/Scotland

GK	Shunin	RUS	5
DF	Dias	POR	11
DF	Walker	ENG	0.5
DF	Azpili	SPA	10
DF	De Lorenzi	ITA	0.5
MF	Tielemens	BEL	7
MF	Matt Dawson	Bramble	8
MF	Gundogan	GER	7
ST	Embolo	SWI	1
ST	Greizemen	FRA	32
ST	Wind	DEN	0.5
		Total	82.5

Pisspoorania

Manager: John N

International form
2006 Claudio Caniggia World Cup – n/a
2008 John Jensen Euros – n/a
2010 Dr Khumalo World Cup – n/a
2012 Emanuel Olisadebe Euros – 7/14
2014 Emerson World Cup – 17/18
2016 Jean Alain Boumsong Euros – n/a
2018 Dimitri Kharine World Cup – 2/16

Sympathies: England

GK	Donnaruma	ITA	6
DF	Hummels	GER	0.5
DF	Pepe	POR	0.5
DF	Robertson	SCO	2
DF	Soyuncu	TUR	0.5
MF	KDB	BEL	21
MF	Gigi W	NED	5
MF	Grealish	ENG	0.5
ST	Kramaric	CRO	9
ST	Morata	SPA	16
ST	Benzema	FRA	24
		Total	85

Testiculadewland

Manager: The Dark Lord

International form
2006 Claudio Caniggia World Cup – n/a
2008 John Jensen Euros – n/a
2010 Dr Khumalo World Cup – n/a
2012 Emanuel Olisadebe Euros – 2/14
2014 Emerson World Cup – 1/18 *winner*
2016 Jean Alain Boumsong Euros – 1/18 *winner*
2018 Dimitri Kharine World Cup – 5/16

Sympathies: England/Slovakia

GK	Krul	NED	0.5
DF	Rudiger	GER	5
DF	Cancelo	POR	11
DF	Skriniar	SLO	0.5
DF	Digne	FRA	0.5
MF	Olmo	SPA	0.5
MF	Sterling	ENG	1
MF	Modric	CRO	6
ST	Lukaku	BEL	37
ST	Yilmaz	TUR	7
ST	Immobile	ITA	7
		Total	76

The Horn of Africa

Manager: Abdi

International form
2006 Claudio Caniggia World Cup – n/a
2008 John Jensen Euros – n/a
2010 Dr Khumalo World Cup – ?
2012 Emanuel Olisadebe Euros – 8/14
2014 Emerson World Cup – 2/18
2016 Jean Alain Boumsong Euros – 7/18
2018 Dimitri Kharine World Cup – 9/16

Sympathies: England/Somalia

GK	Sommer	SWI	6
DF	Chilwell	ENG	3
DF	de Ligt	NED	12
DF	Kjaer	DEN	5
DF	Alaba	AUS	1
MF	Jeremy Forrest	Bramble	6
MF	Forsberg	SWE	15
MF	Daniel James	WAL	6
ST	Mbappe	FRA	10
ST	Lewandowski	POL	30
ST	Belotti	ITA	6
		Total	100

Cowleycasualstan

Manager: Stu

Sympathies: England

GK	Patricio	POR	0.5
DF	Bully	Bramble	2
DF	Pau Torres	SPA	0.5
DF	Wass	DEN	0.5
DF	Hernandez	FRA	0.5
MF	Jorginho	ITA	6
MF	Foden	ENG	16
MF	Gnarbry	GER	13
ST	Jimmy Savile	Bramble	12.5
ST	Arnautovic	AUS	7
ST	Pukki	Fin	12.5
		Total	71

Chairmany

Manager: Stix (chairman)

International form
2006 Claudio Caniggia World Cup – ?
2008 John Jensen Euros – 5/8
2010 Dr Khumalo World Cup – *winner*
2012 Emanuel Olisadebe Euros – 14/14
2014 Emerson World Cup – 6/18
2016 Jean Alain Boumsong Euros – 9/18
2018 Dimitri Kharine World Cup – 6/16

Sympathies: England

GK	Pickford	ENG	10
DF	Castagne	BEL	5
DF	Florenzi	ITA	11
DF	PVA	NED	19
DF	Coufal	CZE	0.5
MF	Calhanoglu	TUR	0.5
MF	Kroos	GER	0.5
MF	Golovin	RUS	0.5
ST	Ronaldo	POR	25
ST	Bale	WAl	16
ST	Isak	SWE	0.5
		Total	88.5