Pikeyscumia

Manager: Jack

Since: 2005 (co-founder and committee member – charts and graphs)

International trophy cabinet: Claudio Caniggia World Cup 2006 winner (under review)

International form
2006 Claudio Caniggia World Cup – 1/8 *winner* (under review)
2008 John Jensen Euros – 7/8
2010 Dr Khumalo World Cup – ?
2012 Emanuel Olisadebe Euros – 14/15
2014 Emerson World Cup – 15/18
2016 Jean Alain Boumsong Euros – 3/18
2018 Dimitri Kharine World Cup – 1/16 *winner*

Sympathies: England

GKCakirTurkey0.5
DFT. BrambleBramble10
DFRamosSpain1
DFVaraneFrance12
DFbonucciItaly13
MFBruno FPortugal6
MFCarrascoBelgium1
MFPerisicCroatia7
STHarry KaneEngland12
STWernerGermany26
STSeferovicSwitzerland6
Total94.5
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Dagger’n’Redbridge 2020/21

Ben Kingsley
The Daggers manager

Since: 2018

Trophy cabinet: Empty

Form
2018/19 – 24th (relegated)
2019/20 – 6th

Sympathies: QPR

First transfer window

Kepa ArrizabalagaCHE £                     0.50
Joel MatipLIV £                     0.50
John StonesMCI £                     0.50
Fabian SchärNEW £                     0.50
Ahmed El MohamadyAVA £                     0.50
Nathan RedmondSOU £                     0.50
Dani CeballosARS £                     0.50
Luka MilivojevicCRY £                     0.50
Tanguy NdombeleTOT £                     0.50
Odion IghaloMUN £                     0.50
Bobby De Cordova-ReidFUL £                     0.50
   £                     5.50

Auction XI

Kepa ArrizabalagaCHE £                     0.50
Joel MatipLIV £                     0.50
John StonesMCI £                     0.50
Fabian SchärNEW £                     0.50
Ahmed El MohamadyAVA £                     0.50
Nathan RedmondSOU £                     0.50
Dani CeballosARS £                     0.50
Luka MilivojevicCRY £                     0.50
Tanguy NdombeleTOT £                     0.50
Odion IghaloMUN £                     0.50
Bobby De Cordova-ReidFUL £                     0.50
   £                     5.50
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Lokomotiv Leeds 2020/21

Gael Clichy
The Lokomotiv Leeds manager

Since: 2011

Trophy cabinet: empty

Form
2011/12 – 2nd
2012/13 – 7th
2013/14 – 12th
2014/15 – 4th
2015/16 – 14th
2016/17 – 17th
2017/18 – 4th
2018/19 – 17th
2019/20 – 7th

Sympathies: Leeds

First transfer window

Karl DarlowNEW £                     0.50
Willian JoseWOL £                    6.00
Ben DaviesTOT £                     0.50
Tyrone MingsAVA £                     0.50
Ethan AmpaduSHU £                     0.50
Adam WebsterBHA £                    2.00
JorginhoCHE £                     0.50
Ilkay GündoganMCI £                     0.50
James Ward-ProwseSOU £                     0.50
Jay RodriguezBUR £                     0.50
Ademola LookmanFUL £                     0.50
   £                   12.50

Auction XI

Dean HendersonMUN £                     0.50
Shkodran MustafiARS £                     0.50
Ben DaviesTOT £                     0.50
Tyrone MingsAVA £                     0.50
Ethan AmpaduSHU £                     0.50
Thiago (loan)LIV £                     0.50
JorginhoCHE £                     0.50
Ilkay GündoganMCI £                     0.50
James Ward-ProwseSOU £                     0.50
Charlie AustinWBA £                     0.50
Dwight GayleNEW £                     0.50
   £                     5.50
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Young Boys 2020/21

Vincent Tabak
The Young Boys manager

Since: 2007

Trophy cabinet: Champions 2010/11 and 2015/16, Canesten Combi Cup winners 2008/09

Form
2007/08 – 5th
2008/09 – 3rd (cup winners)
2009/10 – 2nd
2010/11 – 1st (champions)
2011/12 – 4th
2013/14 – 16th
2014/15 – 6th
2015/16 – 1st (champions)
2016/17 – 12th
2017/18 – 12th
2018/19 – 9th
2019/20 – 9th

First transfer window

Emiliano MartínezAVA £                     0.50
Serge AurierTOT £                     0.50
Ainsley Maitland-NilesWBA £                     0.50
Jack StephensSOU £                     0.50
Konstantinos TsimikasLIV £                     0.50
RodriMCI £                     0.50
Alex IwobiEVE £                     0.50
Dennis PraetLEI £                     0.50
John LundstramSHU £                     0.50
Danny WelbeckBHA £                     0.50
Christian BentekeCRY £                     0.50
   £                     5.50

Auction XI

Emiliano MartínezAVA £                     0.50
Serge AurierTOT £                     0.50
Ainsley Maitland-NilesARS £                     0.50
Jack StephensSOU £                     0.50
Konstantinos TsimikasLIV £                     0.50
RodriMCI £                     0.50
Alex IwobiEVE £                     0.50
Dennis PraetLEI £                     0.50
John LundstramSHU £                     0.50
Olivier GiroudCHE £                     0.50
Hal Robson-KanuWBA £                     0.50
   £                     5.50
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Judean Peoples’ Front 2020/21

Anders Breivik
The Judean Peoples’ Front manager

Since: 2008

Trophy cabinet: empty

Form
2007/08 – 11th
2009/10 – 6th
2011/12 – 9th
2012/13 – 3rd
2013/14 – 4th
2014/15 – 5th
2015/16 – 15th
2016/17 – 20th (relegated)
2017/18 – 17th
2018/19 – 21st
2019/20 – 20th (relegated)

Sympathies: Manchester United

First transfer window

Tom HeatonAVA £                     0.50
Benjamin MendyMCI £                     0.50
Aaron CresswellWHU £                     0.50
Mamadou SakhoCRY £                     0.50
Eric BaillyMUN £                     0.50
Dele AlliTOT £                     0.50
Thomas ParteyARS £                     0.50
Callum Hudson-OdoiCHE £                     0.50
Miguel AlmirónNEW £                     0.50
Shane LongSOU £                     0.50
Divock OrigiLIV £                     0.50
   £                     5.50

Auction XI

Tom HeatonAVA £                     0.50
Benjamin MendyMCI £                     0.50
Aaron CresswellWHU £                     0.50
Mamadou SakhoCRY £                     0.50
Eric BaillyMUN £                     0.50
Gareth Bale (loan)TOT £                     0.50
Mesut ÖzilARS £                     0.50
Callum Hudson-OdoiCHE £                     0.50
Miguel AlmirónNEW £                     0.50
Shane LongSOU £                     0.50
Divock OrigiLIV £                     0.50
   £                     5.50
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Pikey Scum 2020/21

Dave Hedgehog
The Pikey Scum manager

Since: 2005 (co-founder and committee member – charts and graphs)

Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winner 2008, Narcozep Cup winner 2016, Kenna League champions 2017/18, Claudio Caniggia World Cup 2006 winner (under review), Dmitri Kharine 2018 World Cup 2018 winner

Form
2005/06 – 7th
2007/08 – 8th
2008/09 – 8th
2009/10 – 7th
2010/11 – 5th
2011/12 – 7th
2012/13 – 15th
2013/14 – 5th
2014/15 – 13th
2015/16 – 6th
2016/17 – 18th
2017/18 – 1st
2018/19 – 8th
2019/20 – 11th

Sympathies: Spurs

First transfer window

Lukasz FabianskiWHU £                     0.50
Thiago SilvaCHE £                  14.00
Toby AlderweireldTOT £                    6.00
Yerry MinaEVE £                    4.00
Ben WhiteBHA £                     0.50
Nicolas PépéARS £                    6.00
Mohamed SalahLIV £                    6.00
Kevin De BruyneMCI £                 40.00
Youri TielemansLEI £                     0.50
Ivan CavaleiroFUL £                     0.50
Ollie WatkinsAVA £                     0.50
   £                  78.50

Auction XI

Lukasz FabianskiWHU £                     0.50
Thiago SilvaCHE £                  14.00
Toby AlderweireldTOT £                    6.00
Jack O’ConnellSHU £                     0.50
Gary CahillCRY £                     0.50
Nicolas PépéARS £                    6.00
Mohamed SalahLIV £                    6.00
Kevin De BruyneMCI £                 40.00
Youri TielemansLEI £                     0.50
Ivan CavaleiroFUL £                     0.50
Ollie WatkinsAVA £                     0.50
   £                  75.00
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Bala Rinas 2020/21

Bitzer
The Bala Rinas manager

Since: 2007 (committee member – league treasurer)

Trophy cabinet: empty

Form
2007/08 – 12th (relegated)
2011/12 – 8th
2012/13 – 13th
2013/14 – 3rd
2014/15 – 3rd
2015/16 – 3rd
2016/17 – 9th
2017/18 – 19th
2018/19 – 4th
2019/20 – 5th

Sympathies: Wrexham

First transfer window

Hugo LlorisTOT £                     0.50
João CanceloMCI £                     0.50
Nelson SemedoWOL £                     0.50
Patrick van AanholtCRY £                     0.50
Luke AylingLEE £                     0.50
Leandro TrossardBHA £                     0.50
Jarrod BowenWHU £                     7.00
Emile Smith-RoweARS £                     0.50
Marcus RashfordMUN £                 29.00
Jamie VardyLEI £                  27.00
Che AdamsSOU £                    2.00
   £                  68.50

Auction XI

Hugo LlorisTOT £                     0.50
João CanceloMCI £                     0.50
Trent Alexander-Arnold (loan)LIV £                  30.00
Sead KolasinacARS £                     0.50
Luke AylingLEE £                     0.50
Leandro TrossardBHA £                     0.50
Jarrod BowenWHU £                     7.00
Oliver NorwoodSHU £                     0.50
Marcus RashfordMUN £                 29.00
Jamie VardyLEI £                  27.00
Che AdamsSOU £                    2.00
   £                 98.00
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Piss Poor 2020/21

Putin
The Piss Poor manager

Since: 2011

Trophy cabinet: empty

Form
2011/12 – 11th
2012/13 – 16th
2013/14 – 9th
2014/15 – 16th
2015/16 – 18th (relegated)
2016/17 – 21st (relegated)
2017/18 – 11th
2018/19 – 21st (relegated)

Sympathies: Liverpool

First transfer window

Nick PopeBUR £                     5.00
Andrew RobertsonLIV £                 20.00
George BaldockSHU £                    4.00
David LuizARS £                     5.00
Jonny EvansLEI £                     0.50
Bertrand TraoreAVA £                     5.00
João MoutinhoWOL £                     3.00
Christian PulisicCHE £                  17.00
RicharlisonEVE £                  11.00
Danny IngsSOU £                 26.00
Patrick BamfordLEE £                     0.50
   £                  97.00

Auction XI

Nick PopeBUR £                     5.00
Andrew RobertsonLIV £                 20.00
George BaldockSHU £                    4.00
David LuizARS £                     5.00
Jonny EvansLEI £                     0.50
Fred (loan)MUN £                     1.00
João MoutinhoWOL £                     3.00
Christian PulisicCHE £                  17.00
RicharlisonEVE £                  11.00
Danny IngsSOU £                 26.00
Patrick BamfordLEE £                     0.50
   £                  93.00
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Barry Town 2020/21

The Barry Town manager

Since: 2018

Trophy cabinet: Empty

Form
2018/19 – 12th
2019/20 – 4th

Sympathies: Liverpool

First transfer window

Kasper SchmeichelLEI £                  10.00
Aymeric LaporteMCI £                  10.00
Ben ChilwellCHE £                    8.00
Victor LindelöfMUN £                     0.50
Trent Alexander-ArnoldLIV £                  10.00
Leander DendonckerWOL £                     1.00
Abdoulaye DoucoureEVE £                     1.00
Ashley WestwoodBUR £                     0.50
Tomas SoucekWHU £                     7.00
Callum WilsonNEW £                    8.00
Josh MajaFUL £                     0.50
  £                  56.50

Auction XI

Kasper SchmeichelLEI £                  10.00
Aymeric LaporteMCI £                  10.00
Ben ChilwellCHE £                    8.00
Victor LindelöfMUN £                     0.50
Virgil van DijkLIV £                 22.00
Leander DendonckerWOL £                     1.00
Abdoulaye DoucoureEVE £                     1.00
Ashley WestwoodBUR £                     0.50
Dele AlliTOT £                  11.00
Callum WilsonNEW £                    8.00
Michy Batshuayi CRY £                     1.00
   £                  73.00
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Clotted Cream First 2020/21

Bungle
The Clotted Cream First manager

Since: 2018

Trophy cabinet: Cup winners 2019 and 2020

Form
2018/19 – 6th
2019/20 – 12th

Sympathies: Exeter City

First transfer window

Robert SanchezBHA £                    4.00
Kyle WalkerMCI £                    9.00
Kurt ZoumaCHE £                    4.00
Jayden BogleSHU £                     0.50
Ryan BertrandSOU £                     0.50
Anwar El GhaziAVA £                     0.50
Ayoze PérezLEI £                     0.50
Gylfi SigurdssonEVE £                     0.50
Georginio WijnaldumLIV £                     0.50
Harry KaneTOT £                  37.00
Pierre-Emerick AubameyangARS £                  41.00
   £                 98.00

Auction XI

Willy CaballeroCHE £                     0.50
Kyle WalkerMCI £                    9.00
Cyrus ChristieFUL £                     0.50
Jayden BogleSHU £                     0.50
Ryan BertrandSOU £                     0.50
Pascal GrossBHA £                     0.50
Ayoze PérezLEI £                     0.50
Gylfi SigurdssonEVE £                     0.50
Georginio WijnaldumLIV £                     0.50
Harry KaneTOT £                  37.00
Pierre-Emerick AubameyangARS £                  41.00
   £                  91.00
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