Immediately identify Kenna players in north west Premier League clubs: Everton, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United and Wigan Athletic.
Everton
| Howard, T |
GK |
Newington Reds |
£8m |
| Baines, L |
DEF |
Woking |
£22m |
| Distin, S |
DEF |
Northern Monkeys |
£6m |
| Neville, P |
DEF |
Bala Rinas |
£4m |
| Jagielka, P |
DEF |
Still Don’t Know Yet |
£7.5m |
| Heitinga, J |
DEF |
PSV Mornington |
£6m |
| Hibbert, T |
DEF |
Vasco De Beauvoir |
£5m |
| Osman, L |
MID |
Just put Carles |
£0.5m |
| Fellaini, M |
MID |
Wandsworth Window Lickers |
£9m |
| Pienaar, S |
MID |
FC Testicluadew |
£12m |
| Jelavic, N |
STR |
Judean Peoples’ Front |
£21m |
Liverpool
| Reina, P |
GK |
Greendale Rockets |
£16m |
| Agger, D |
DEF |
Bala Rinas |
£15m |
| Skrtel, M |
DEF |
Newington Reds |
£17m |
| Enrique, J |
DEF |
Judean Peoples’ Front |
£13m |
| Carragher, J |
DEF |
Wandsworth Window Lickers |
£0.5m |
| Johnson, G |
DEF |
Piedmonte |
£8m |
| Downing, S |
MID |
Pikey Scum |
£8m |
| Gerrard, S |
MID |
Still Don’t Know Yet |
£15m |
| Leiva, L |
MID |
PSV Mornington |
£0.5m |
| Henderson, J |
MID |
Just put Carles |
£0.5m |
| Allen, J |
MID |
Woking |
£7m |
| Borini, F |
STR |
Vasco De Beauvoir |
£19m |
| Suarez, L |
STR |
Sporting Lesbian |
£36m |
Manchester City
| Hart, J |
GK |
Judean Peoples’ Front |
£22m |
| Savic, S |
DEF |
Bala Rinas |
£10m |
| Zabaleta, P |
DEF |
Greendale Rockets |
£7m |
| Kompany, V |
DEF |
Headless Chickens |
£18m |
| Lescott, J |
DEF |
Hairy Fadjeetas |
£12m |
| Richards, M |
DEF |
Woking |
£12m |
| Milner, J |
MID |
Newington Reds |
£0.5m |
| Silva, D |
MID |
Just put Carles |
£32m |
| Nasri, S |
MID |
Wandsworth Window Lickers |
£15m |
| Toure, Y |
MID |
FC Testicluadew |
£21m |
| Balotelli, M |
STR |
Still Don’t Know Yet |
£23m |
| Aguero, S |
STR |
Sporting Lesbian |
£12m |
| Adebayor, E |
STR |
Pikey Scum |
£0.5m |
| Tevez, C |
STR |
Dynamo Charlton |
£30m |
| Dzeko, E |
STR |
Northern Monkeys |
£1.5m |
Manchester United
| de Gea, D |
GK |
Pikey Scum |
£19m |
| Ferdinand, R |
DEF |
Vasco De Beauvoir |
£6.5m |
| Evra, P |
DEF |
Spartak Mogadishu |
£15m |
| Jones, P |
DEF |
Headless Chickens |
£9.5m |
| Vidic, N |
DEF |
FC Testicluadew |
£13m |
| Rafael |
DEF |
Piedmonte |
£2m |
| Kagawa, S |
MID |
Lokomotiv Leeds |
£26m |
| Nani |
MID |
Bala Rinas |
£15m |
| Carrick, M |
MID |
Dynamo Charlton |
£2.5m |
| Valencia, A |
MID |
Judean Peoples’ Front |
£17m |
| Cleverley, T |
MID |
Northern Monkeys |
£8.5m |
| Young, A |
MID |
Wandsworth Window Lickers |
£15m |
| Rooney, W |
STR |
Greendale Rockets |
£38m |
| Welbeck, D |
STR |
Just put Carles |
£7m |
| Hernandez, J |
STR |
Woking |
£5.5m |
| van Persie, R |
STR |
Still Don’t Know Yet |
£35m |
Wigan Athletic
| Al-Habsi, A |
GK |
Vasco De Beauvoir |
£2.5m |
| Figueroa, M |
DEF |
Sporting Lesbian |
£0.5m |
| Boyce, E |
DEF |
Pikey Scum |
£0.5m |
| Alcaraz, A |
DEF |
Just put Carles |
£0.5m |
| Miyaichi, R |
MID |
Newington Reds |
£5.5m |
