Immediately identify Kenna players in Midlands and West clubs: Aston Villa, Stoke, Swansea and West Brom.
Aston Villa
| Given, S |
GK |
Dynamo Charlton |
£13m |
| Dunne, R |
DEF |
Greendale Rockets |
£3.5m |
| Hutton, A |
DEF |
Judean Peoples’ Front |
£0.5m |
| Warnock, S |
DEF |
Hairy Fadjeetas |
£2m |
| Holman, B |
MID |
Lokomotiv Leeds |
£0.5m |
| N’Zogbia, C |
MID |
Sporting Lesbian |
£6.5m |
| El Ahmadi, K |
MID |
Pikey Scum |
£3m |
| Ireland, S |
MID |
Woking |
£7m |
| Delph, F |
MID |
Northern Monkeys |
£7.5m |
| Agbonlahor, G |
STR |
PSV Mornington |
£7m |
| Bent, D |
STR |
Piedmonte |
£16m |
Stoke
| Sorensen, T |
GK |
Woking |
£4m |
| Wilson, M |
DEF |
Sporting Lesbian |
£2m |
| Huth, R |
DEF |
Pikey Scum |
£5m |
| Shawcross, R |
DEF |
Spartak Mogadishu |
£11m |
| Upson, M |
DEF |
Dynamo Charlton |
£2.5m |
| Delap, R |
MID |
PSV Mornington |
£0.5m |
| Pennant, J |
MID |
Vasco De Beauvoir |
£1m |
| Kightly, M |
MID |
Greendale Rockets |
£5m |
| Etherington, M |
MID |
Newington Reds |
£6m |
| Walters, J |
STR |
Lokomotiv Leeds |
£7m |
| Crouch, P |
STR |
FC Testicluadew |
£2m |
Swansea
| Taylor, N |
DEF |
Greendale Rockets |
£0.5m |
| Rangel, A |
DEF |
Newington Reds |
£3m |
| Williams, A |
DEF |
Hairy Fadjeetas |
£3.5m |
| Michu |
MID |
Sporting Lesbian |
£2.5m |
| Routledge, W |
MID |
Headless Chickens |
£1m |
| Britton, L |
MID |
Judean Peoples’ Front |
£0.5m |
| Sinclair, S |
MID |
FC Testicluadew |
£11m |
| Dyer, N |
MID |
Piedmonte |
£10m |
| Lita, L |
STR |
Vasco De Beauvoir |
£20m |
| Graham, D |
STR |
Dynamo Charlton |
£10m |
West Brom
| Foster, B |
GK |
Sporting Lesbian |
£6.5m |
| McAuley, G |
DEF |
Vasco De Beauvoir |
£0.5m |
| Olsson, J |
DEF |
Just put Carles |
£0.5m |
| Tamas, G |
DEF |
Woking |
£5.5m |
| Morrison, J |
MID |
Still Don’t Know Yet |
£2.5m |
| Brunt, C |
MID |
Pikey Scum |
£4m |
| Mulumbu, Y |
MID |
Newington Reds |
£1.5m |
| Lukaku, R |
STR |
Spartak Mogadishu |
£14m |
| Odemwingie, P |
STR |
Wandsworth Window Lickers |
£6m |
